Satan Worshipping foreign animals

I don't know what the name of this video translates to; probably HOW TO MAKE FIDO WORSHIP SATAN.
See how these foreign countries worship SATAN?? Using DOGS??? Satan has even infected foreign pet life.  LOOK AT THAT TACKY OUTFIT that dog has on. Even the camera work reeks of unclean spirits. Have a blessed day!

Fun with Pizza

Yall know I'm like ,"I sure wish we could put pizza on that." or ,"can't you deep fry the twinkie AND wrap a pizza around it too." well here are some ideas you can do with your own cooking.

Everyone knows pizza makes great hamburger buns.  I eat at least 4 of these a week.

Pizza makes a great plate that you can wipe your mouth with and eat afterwards.  I once had a pizza table cloth that was a hit at my uncle Booby Jo's funeral.

Ofcourse the mexicans do the taco thing with their pizzas, it's so good hot or frozen

And ofcourse there's dessert.  After having this I can't imagine dessert NOT on a pizza.

April showers bring May flowers

Spring Birds and Sunday bar-b-q's

 Means my friend Leanne is bringin the meat!  RUN, JESUS! That there shotgun is LOADED! And she's hungry for pigeon and them goats! Bahahaaaha!

My neighbor Duane

Duane next door is so nice.  His dogs ain't.

He's down cause his fiance (she's a chinese) told him she didn't wanna marry him no more, but wants to stay his fiance.  I told him, "huh?" whatever THAT means."  Anyway, he came over and I made banana chocolate fudge smoothies.  He poored some rum in the blender and now they're daiquiris.  We laughed, took pictures of each other but he kept on crying every few minutes looking at somethin or nothin that reminded him wasn't marryin a his chinese no more.  I don't know, he's real sad, but said he liked the drinks, though. I guess that'll be another entry into my "while I was disabled" cookbook.
Be blessed!

READ THIS -TRUE STORY!

A friend told me this inspiring story abut how God talks to everybody:

I was at Target and I saw this little boy standing outside the store looking frail and hungry.  He had brown lunch bags for shoes, and was just about drooling over everybody's groceries as they was leaving.

I went over and asked if he was all right.  He said he didn't understand the question, because he was so poor he couldn't afford to pay attention.

My heart sanked and I asked if he had family, and he said yes. He and his 5 brothers and sisters lived in a tiny one room apartment.  That his mother kept them there while she was trying to become a debutant a couple of towns over.  They were fed stale crumpets, and where they lived was so small they had to actually go outside just to change their minds.

I felt so bad especially since the little boy was white.  I would understand if he was a minority.

We talked a little more and he told me how they have to watch TV on an etch-a-sketch and then he got worried, because he couldn't even afford to put his two cents into the conversation.

I thought, "that's it" and went into Target and bought some groceries and ate at the little cafe they have at the target watching the hungry little boy standing outside just looking in awe at all the food people were buying.  When I finished I went outside to him and showed him a menu and all the wonderful thing I had to eat and how I was so full I had to throw away food. He just about fainted, I let him keep the menu so he could take it home to his family and they could read it to each other.

If you have a heart then send this to 16 people in 1.6 seconds.  If you don't, then simply do nothing and die alone.
Be Blessed!

Salads

As many of yall know I am trying to take this time to maybe get back into my swimming mumu in time for swimming mumu season.
I have been trying to eat salad more, and people are like, "DonDon you're gonna waste away." Bahahaha I don't think so.  But salads ar sooooo easy to make.  Simply chop up anything and SURPRISE! you got a salad.

MEAT Salad.  taste even better when you sprinkle cereal, jam or reese's on it all salad like

Miracle whip can make anything into a salad

Don't feel like cookin? NO PROBLEM! cut up some uncooked bacon for a nice cold greasy diet treat

You might ask, "DonDon what about my Lean cuisines?"  Can you chop it up? "Yessir" then it's a salad! Enjoy, and be blessed!
 And the above salads can be all mixed together for a SUPER DIET salad like I eat when I am taking a bath.  If you spill or drool some salad into the bath water DON"T WORRY! it's nice and silky on the skin.

A Few things You May Not Know About Don Don

My least favorite weather condition - hale (pronounced HELL!!)

My least favorite director - HELL!! Ashby

My least favorite part of the house - the HELLway

My least favorite portion size - a HELLping of food!!

My least favorite part of the body - the HEELL!!

My least favorite 50 cent word - HELLcyon!!

My least favorite song - all HELL!! the chief

My least favorite celebrated tragic love affair - Abelard and HELLoise!!

My least favorite typeface - HELLvetica!!

My least favorite mammal - the blue wHELL!!

My least favorite food - sHELL fish!!

My least favorite Beatles song - HELLp!!

My least favorite type of carpentry work - sHELLving!!

My least favorite era - HELLenic!!

My least favorite word for the afterlife - valHELLa!!

My least favorite greeting card company - HELLmark!!

My least favorite magazine - HELLthy living!!

My least favorite religious exclamation - HELLalujah

If God had a Fridge...

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. 

If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. 

He sends you flowers every spring. 

He sends you a sunrise every morning Face it, friend - He is crazy
about you! 

And If He Can't Have you NO ONE WILL!!!!

Leaving DonDon's House

I'm leaving DonDon's house....

 And I'm coming FOR YOU!!!!!

KNOCK!   KNOCK!

Inspiring Cat Video

Thank you to RobieandBobby Comics for sending this video gem to me and my cats' attentinons.  I've watched this 37 times so far.  As RobbbieandBobby suggested,  This truly has inspired me to fly higher. You guys are my chickenheads of the week!!  I've watched it over 40 times so far, slowly stroking my cats the whole time while eating my new favorite breakfast:  puree of spam drizzled over cinnabuns then drizzled again with bacon grease garnished with speghettiO's. SOOO GOOD I was tempted to throw it up so I could eat it agian.  BAHAHAHAHA

Eat and EnJoy!! And then eat again!

The Scientifical approach to Jesus

He wasn't a chemist but he turned water into wine

He wans't a biologist but he wasn't born using natural conception

He wasn't a physicist but he defied the laws of gravity when he ascended into heaven

He wasn't an economist, but he defied economics law of diminishing returns when he fed 5000 people with only 2 fishes and 5 loaves of bread

HE wasn't a doctor but he cured the sick and blind without using a single cc of drugs

He wasn't a historian but he is the beginning and the end

He wasn't a polotician but he said he would be called the wonderful counselor, and prince of peace

He wasn't a beaurocrat but he said no one can get to the father except through him.

He had no degrees, but was called teacher.

He had no servants, but people called him master

He wasn't hispanic, but people called him Jesus

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. 

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. 

Pass this along to 8 people in 8 seconds, and you will have the smile of Jesus upon you.   Don't, and your house will be cursed.

Have a Blessed Day!

Understanding Cat Body Language | Cat-Health-behavior.com

Understanding Cat Body Language | Cat-Health-behavior.com

Cats body language - Catplaza

Everybody knows I love to lick my cats right back when they lick me. I think it brings us closer. I always wonder, "WHAT IN THE HECK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR TAIL MISS DEVINE?" It's all shakin out of control when I smear sandwich spread on her and eat it off out of boredom. But finally These links helped me with what they are sayin with their tails because they have no souls to talk with.

If I was a cat my tail would be all ," I'm hurting for more food and how do I shake my tail to tell you I"m constantly constipated with intermittent explosive diarrheas that always come at the wrong time. "

HOw To Recognize a Persian Cat

How To Recognize a Persian Cat.  BAHAHAHA. I bet ALL the cats look like this in those Moslim countries.  When I saw this I laughed so hard I peed a little in my pants, and had the WETTEST fart!! Seriously!
Have a Blessed Day!!

Sweet Sixteen

We had such a good time at my niece Mareesha's sweet sixteen.  I made almost all that food in the picture includin her Favorite my UPSIDE DOWN BISQUICK TACO SURPRISE (surprise is twinkie filling inside the crust).
-I made two sets of baked beans - one with mayo, one with miracle whip.
-Ofcourse there is my queso stuffed carrot tuna muffins
-My banana puddin topped with pepperoni.
-Caramel popcorn stuffed lady fingers with chicken gerber baby food
-Beef flavored sugar cookies
-Quesadillas made with velveeta and Nutella (sooo gooood!!)
-an egg
-sliced pimento loaf drizzled with country crock and nerds
-french toast stuffed with reeses and cream of mushroom soup
And exotic chips and candy from the international aisle at HEB

Just look at that face.   I know she had a good time. She's just bein a teenager in this picture.  SO COOOl !! CHEER UP MAREESHA!! Could be worse.  THAT FRUIT NEXT TO YOU COULD OF BEEN REAL!!! BAHAHAHAHA

"I Cannot Hear the City" from Sweet Smell of Success

I have been following J Reese's career for years. He's just my absolute favorite singer. I like to listen to his youtubes during my evening feedings when my crying is at its loudest. If only he did Christian Gospel. In this song he's talkin about how he can't hear the city. I guess his character is hearing impaired or something. I can relate, J., I have a disability myself after falling at HEB grocery store (read my bio). BE ON GOD'S TEAM! Blessed! Blessed! Blessed!

Inspiring pictures of JESUS and some fun facts to know

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?

I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about UNTIMELY DEATH!

Make a personal reflection about this.....OR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!

Very interesting, read until the end..... OR GOD WILL DRINK YOUR FLESH!!!


It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):

'Be not deceived; God is not mocked:

for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap.

Here are some men and women

WHO MOCKED GOD :

John Lennon (Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

'Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).

Lennon, RIGHT AFTER saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. And Paul McCartney married a woman WITH ONE LEG!! And Ringo Starr has AN UNATTRACTIVELY LARGE NOSE!!

Tancredo Neves(President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, THEN HE DIED less than 40 years later!!

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible BI-SEXUAL RELATED manner!!

The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: HE DIED ONLY LOVED BY HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS WITH LESS THAN 5 MILLION DOLLARS AND ONLY A FEW DOZEN MEDALS AND ACHIEVEMENTS FOR SERVING HIS COMMUNITY!!!

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment. JESUS MURDERED HER!!!

Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit which contained FLAMIN HOT CHEETOS!!!

Campinas(IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken. GOD LIKES EGGS NOT BRAZILIANS!!

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written. In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle WHILE READING A PULITZER PRIZE WINNING NOVEL!!

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. AND HE IS ANGRY with thE BLOOD THURST OF REVENGE ON HIS LIPS!!!

'Jesus'

PS: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?.

I have done my part, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my father to the point of nausea.'

You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way! GOD WILL KNOW!! AND HE DOESN"T LIKE PEOPLE THAT BREAK THE CHAIN!! SEND IT AND HE WILL LET YOU LIVE. DON'T AND YOU WILL DIE!!!

I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!! OR DON"T AND SUFFER GOD"S WRATH AS THE FIRES OF HELL POUR UNTO THE TENDER HEADS OF EVERYONE YOU HOLD DEAR.  IT WILL BE TOO LATE AS YOU WATCH YOUR LIFE SIZZLE INTO THE PITS OF HELL WHILE GOD AND JESUS LAUGH AT YOU!!! We will ALL laugh at you.

Pass this message to 8 people.You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and
let God bless you."
" CUZ IF YOU DON"T, I'll FIND YOU!!!" (chlamydia 2:3)

HAVE A BLESSED DAY!!










Pictures via Kaboodle

Amazing!

Try the following out.  This year 2011 is very special Add the last 2 digit of  your birth  year and your age of this year, it will give you a total of 111!!!  Amazing right: This only happends every 1000 years.    .  Anyway, It's called the "Big $$$ Bag Year" Forward this message to 8 good persons and as per Feng Shui principles, money  will flow. Some say it's meaningless math and proves that you can find meaning in ANYTHING; that last year it was 110 and next year the same equation will result in 112, etc. and that the sum 111 actually happens every 100 years.  Furthermore this will not work if you are over 111. I SAY that thinking gets you 666th degree burns all over your body (meaning you'll burn in hell cuz God don't like that type of thinkin.  JUST DO IT AND PASS IT ALONG OK?! or I'll pray for Jesus to never take your hot flashes away (THAT MEANS YOU SYLVIA and JESSE!!! ) Good Luck! I haven't tried it, cause the math looks too hard, but this sounds CRRRAAAZYYY!!   Isn't it amazing how GOD talks to us?

Hey Where are you going with my Hoveround

THIEF! THIEF! SOMEONE CALL THA LAW!!!
JUST JOKING!!!
That's just Norma Jean my neighbor with the CUUUUTEST umbrella.  She got off work and came over with some strawberry kiwi wine coolers.  I mixed mine with some rainbow sherbert to cut the alcohol -SHE DIDN"T!!

Look at her clownin around on MY BRAND NEW HOVEROUND!  YOu're Drunk, Norma Jean!! You're gonna get a DWI!!! No, we was all right.

I Got my Miata Back Horray!!!!

I couldn't wait another day without my precious Miata!!! But Jacob from Collision Experts of Pasadena TX (real Awesome, y'all ) called me up and said, "I know your missin your miata harder than a GI in Saigon (whatever THAT means - he's always makin army jokes. I can't get into those movies - so violent.) But he's a nice guy always helpin me out with my Miata Fiascas.

Anyway, I was like, "For Real?? jacob you ain't pullin my leg?" And he was like ' nope. Your Miata is ready to go."

Well, THANK YOU JACOB!! All I had was my Hoveround, and I can't go too far with that cause ain't no AC.

Here's a picture one of the fellas at the shop took when I got my car back. That's Jacob explainin to me he could "AMP" up my stereo. No, thank you. My stereo is hi on life.Bahahah (I'm a real Chicken Head SOMETIMES, but I was so giddy about gettin my CAR BACK!!! we laughed)

These guys are great though. Real nice attitude They alwys are laughing when I come in and when I leave. Real good energy.

Anyway, I celebrated with a five star sundae at Baskin and Robbins.  Luckily I had 7 packages of Arby;s sauce to pour over my ice cream.  I'll have seconds!!!!!

Spring time refreshing Drink YUM!!!

It's gettin hotter, and sometimes a glass of sweet tea or a 2 liter bottle of Strawberry soda and bacon EZ cheez can only cool you off so much. Here is a recipe for a nice exciting spring and summer drink I drink by the gallon sometimes. And also you have somethin to do with all that water in cans of vienna sausage and wut not.

Tootle Cocktail
(ALCOHOL FREE DON"T WORRY!)

Fill large glass or empty 2 Liter coke bottle with left over water from vienna sausage cans, baked beans cans.
This might take a few days. Just keep it in the fridge. I like to put mine all fancy in a ice tea pitcher my mamma gave me.

TRUST ME THIS IS SOOOO REFRESHING!!! It;s what V8 SHOULD be tastin like instead of Nasty health food liquid.

If you are lucky, there's a TON of juice that builds up if you have leftover mexiacn food. I don't know where it comes from, but after you put your doggy bag from Casa Ole in the ice box over nite BAMM! you got this yummy mexican tastin liquid. Can I get a Yum Yum??
Pour that into your pitcher of Vienna sausage juice.

Pour over Ice, Ice Cream, cereal, sandwiches,. IT IS THE BEST!!!!

Nothin like drinking that yummy vienna sausage juice on a really hot day.

I am foamin at the mouth thinking about all that wonderful juice poured over ice.