God Talks to Us in mysterious ways

I found $8 in my epidermal folds today during my bi-weekly bathing, AND FOUN 8 BUCKS.  Which is exactly what I would need to supersize 2 COMBO MEALS I eat for lunch.  IF that aint GOD talkin to me, I DON"T WANNA BE RIGHT!! Oh and here's a picture of LEANNE and SYLVIA when they were still talkin.  We went to the Pasadena watermelon festival. SOOOO much fun. they had deep fried butter sticks-AMAZING with redi-whip.

BE BLESSED!!!

all out of ideas? Just look up and say, "Yes, Lord?"

Hump Day Breakfast

I loooooove substitutin donuts for bagels and cheez wiz and tacos substitutin for eggs and eggs substitutin for icecream and  hands substitutin for plates and stomach substitutin for napkins and batter fryin substitutin for steamin.  Anyway, I like to make this pre-breakfast snack and this is how I do it when Im in a bind.  TRY IT DON"T DIET!
STAY BLESSED!!!

PROOOF GOD IS REAL

One of my FAV bible study Partners Austin shared this link with me.  SOOOO COOOl. TAKE THAT Atheists!!
http://explainthisathiests.tumblr.com/

The American Jesus |

The American Jesus |

There you have it!! Rock and RoLL is full of sex drugs and worshippin Satan. Very inspirin and thought provokin documentary about all the satan worsippin soul sellin rock stars. COUNT ME OUT. I'll take 4HIM any DAY

Someon'es Birthday

Y'all know I loove findn that purrrfect gift for my friends on their b-days.  Well this takes the cake (and I eat the cake bahahahhaaaa and I like to substitute cake for sandwich bread when making my FAMOUS monte cristo sandwich where I put all the fixins for a ham and cheezwiz sandwhich and batter fry the whole thing and serve (myself) it with ketchup and jam) YUM!!!

Anyhoo my friend Slidell smokes cancer sticks like a chimney and sleeps with every tom dick and harry all at once while listenin to BLACK music.  So I got this LOVELY ashtray on my visit to the greater Rural areas of Houston antiquin and found this treasure.  I think the Lord was tellin me PERSONALLY to give this to Slidell as a kinda hint to turn her life around.
What do y'all think?

SORRY!!

Please excuse the last post.  I been on a retreat for the last few days with my church and stupidly asked a certain SOMEONE we will call SYLVIA!!! to PLEASE FEED my cats.  Well I don't think she did cuz they were meowin up a storm when I came back, and their litter boxes were FILTHY. THANK YOU Sylvia, NOT!!! I don't know how she got into my computer and onto my blogger, but she did.  DOES ANYBODY know how to erase a blogger post or how to change my password? I'm so computer ILLligterarate I can barely press the send buttin when I'm orderin Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, Dominoes, Pappa Jons for my Wednesday night taste of Italy night where I dress up like the pope and feast on Italian culture while watchin Criminal Minds. And by the way, Sylvia do you really think I would leave my PRESCRIPTIONS at home where I can't get 'em when I'm on a CHURCH REETREAT? I regret leavin my Banana Cherry Sutter Homes cookin wine, but the cardboard box is dryer than Sylvia's HAIR . GOD listens to the prayers of a disabled person, SYLVIA so WATCH OUT!!

hi

Hi, I'm Don Don aND I SMELL AND I like the smell of my own farts and i fart and shit all the time constantly, and Sylvia is cool and I'm stupid and probably like little boys and I'm fat, and I shit on Sylvia all tha time for no reason cause i'm Don Don and I'm fat and I'm fat and I'ma fat. I WISH I could be Sylvia -she's so cool and used to be a Derrick Doll for the Houston Oilers and was the finest piece of ass on that field, and DonDon is too fat in the brain to give her the respect she deserves. And if he is really on disability there should be a shit load of oxicotton or vicodin in his house but aint SHIT- what's up DonDon?? I'm DonDon I eat cat food and smell like rotten shiot!!!

Aunt Ruth

My Aunt Ruth is havin her 95th birthday comin up.  She says she wants it big cuz its probs gonna be her last.  THAT"S WHAT YOU SAID AT YOUR 90th AND 80th birthday parties.  The suspense is killin us.  Just Jokin! BAHAHAHAA No, Aunt RUTH and I are gonna ride side saddle all the way to heaven come the rapture.

Music

An inspiring message about Satan's power over our children.  SCREWW YOU SATAN! I ain't listenin to no more wine women and song frOM YOU! And I know you are possessin Jesse; he reeeks of unclean spirits and body odor and he CURSES like a sailor and likes MEXICAN women!
Make it a great day or not-the choice is God's!

Tuesday Smoothie

I try to fast for the Lord on Tuesdays until Noon eating absolutely nothin except stuff I can put in a blender-maybe some ritz crackers with some pixie sticks and a sliver or 8 of corn beef hash straight outta the can.  BUT NOTHIN ELSE.  Sylvia says they taste like F&*%*&@ ass shit cock, which knowing Sylvia could be either good or bad. For my Tuesday Smoothie I always start with about five scoops of NO SUGAR ADDED birthday cake ice cream and put fruit in it like the candied dried fruit in the picture. And next (say it with me) 3 cups of your favorite miracle whip or mayo for that creamy tangy kick.  Sprinkle with potato sticks and serve. DON"T FORGET YOUR BIB baaahaahaa. no, seriously i don't have no straws so I try to just do a mixture of sippin and inhalin like the whole cup was a straw and it can be kinda of messy especially if you bathe once a week like me. Blessed Blessed Blessed!!

Easter

I just wanna blogger about Jesus dyin on the cross for us a minute.  We celebrate it and it's a lotta fun. Like yesterday, Pastor Edna gave a neato sermon about how last week it was palm Sunday, So you have Jesus bein all loved and by the end of the week he's hangin on the cross. Them jews sure turn on a dime. And during passover the jews ceremoniously reenact the killing of our lord using Matza and gefelta fish or somethin.  Anyway just some food for thought.  Hope you had a good Easter.  I'm gonna start the atkins pretty soon so I made a splenda baked ham sooooooo goooooood.
Stay on team G.O.D.
Have you heard the news?  He's risen.

Slidell

That's Slidell, LoveyJean, Norma, Steve, Pastor Edna, her son, and a few others after our WONDERFUL trip to Lakewood church a few weeks ago.  I LOOOVE Slidell's hair.  And Steve really needs to settle down with a christ centered woman.  He's really good looking, but doesn't date enough. He's tryin to start some ministry in the GAY part of town to turn GAYS into humans; he sure spends a lot of time over there, but God's will I guess. I'm scrapbookin and pulled this picture out and thought, "Oh NEATO!" I'm really into scrapbooking now especially pictures of me eating like crazy long subs for a free meal or a huge steak for a free meal or sobbing profusely while being screamed at and forced fed for a free meal.

Stay Blessed and make your weekend a CHRIST-end (on account he died for our Easter)

Fun hot dog idea

I turned Jesse onto this way of eatin hot dogs since he's on the Atkins now. That's HIS beer there in the background NOT MINE! Anyhoo this treat is Real tasty, and works with strawberry jam or reddi whip - HOT DOGS taste good any way you stuff it. I usually make a tray of about 40 of these right before Glee comes on.  It really curves my depression.
Stay Blessed!

Cat ANGELS

This reminds me of my cat Miss Devine.  She's a cat of largess as well

I know that cat angel just wants to eat that lil birdie Bahahaha

Maybe if leonardo or mozart or whoever painted this instead of being gay and diseased, they would of had Christ in their hearts. 

I just want underwears made of this soft lookin cat

I think the black cat must be evil cuz it's black.




BE BLESSED and STAY ON TEAM GOD!

Need I say more?

I, DonDon, too am pretty much always online, cause of my disability and disinclination to leave my house. Be Blessed!

Beautiful Images of Angels TRUE STORY!

My neighbor Jesse can be a you-know-what in the ass sometimes, but he sent me these beautiful artworks of Angels.  Can you pick our which one reminds you of your guardian angel?

They are there when we wake up

They watch over us at night

They even help us garden

And some even look like Jennifer Aniston

They're fun

They are our guardian angels, and our lives are teetering in their hands. BE BLESSED!!

Joel Olsteen's message today at church

I have to be hones I thought Joel Osteen' message today seemed a little short, but just means I can quote him easier.  Today he simply said, 

"Jesus Glows"

                    

  "And he shoots sun lazers at you"




Take it however you wanna I guess.  Have a great blessed day!

another amazing true story

This makes me touched, and when I'm solemn I eat salami.

 A professor at a fancy college was pacing around all smart like before his lecture. Finally, he called to a student to stand up
"You there," he barked, "Do you believe in God?"
The student was taken aback, but said, "Yes Sir I do."
"Then tell me, did he not create everything?"
"Yes, sir, he did"
"Aha," said the professor as he slapped the student.  The other students in the class looked down.  One girl peed in her pants and therefore forfeited her scholarship.
"Then tell me, does evil exist?"
The student stammered, but said," yes sir it does."
"Then God created evil, did he not?"
The student looked to the other students for help, even the incontinent pathetic girl who shouldn't be studying at a man's level anyway, and finally said, "I guess he did, sir"
The professor was so delighted with himself that he passed gas ON AN AMERICAN FLAG OF JESUS.
"So then you must agree that God is evil."
"Yes."
"You must also agree that 2000 years ago God had an affair with a nice young Jewish Girl and they're STILL talking about it."
"Yes, sir, I do."
"Also, Jesus could walk on water BEFORE he had holes in his feet.  Now I'd like to see him try it."
"In addition, isn't it true that if you annoy Jesus too much, you can make him cross?"
"Hold on, sir," the timid child said
"What?" Boomed the professor.
"I think God is inherently love, and he made Satan out of boredom, and I think he likes to use us as pawns so he and Satan can compete using our ability of free will to find out who can get the most "pawns" at the end of the day so to speak. Without this ongoing chess match between God and Satan, what does it all mean?"
The professor stumbled.  He had never heard this logic before and couldn't reconcile his Satan worshiping atheistic beliefs with the profound truth that was uttered before him.
"I don't know what to say." muttered the professor under his breath, "You may sit down, " the professor finally said and resigned from the school and was cursed for being a d bag.

The student was Albert Einstein.

The Professor was Barrack Obama.

too scared to forward it?  YOU BETTER BE!

Satan Worshipping foreign animals

I don't know what the name of this video translates to; probably HOW TO MAKE FIDO WORSHIP SATAN.
See how these foreign countries worship SATAN?? Using DOGS??? Satan has even infected foreign pet life.  LOOK AT THAT TACKY OUTFIT that dog has on. Even the camera work reeks of unclean spirits. Have a blessed day!

Fun with Pizza

Yall know I'm like ,"I sure wish we could put pizza on that." or ,"can't you deep fry the twinkie AND wrap a pizza around it too." well here are some ideas you can do with your own cooking.

Everyone knows pizza makes great hamburger buns.  I eat at least 4 of these a week.

Pizza makes a great plate that you can wipe your mouth with and eat afterwards.  I once had a pizza table cloth that was a hit at my uncle Booby Jo's funeral.

Ofcourse the mexicans do the taco thing with their pizzas, it's so good hot or frozen

And ofcourse there's dessert.  After having this I can't imagine dessert NOT on a pizza.