Thursday, September 29, 2011

nice message to start ur thirsday

Hi friends. Just got another disability check on account of my fall at HEB pantry store. Well here is a nice picture from one of my favorite bloggerers who really sticks it to atheists who are DEMONS in disguis using there secret weapon of REASON to attack faith. well I'll be laughin at them when theyre burnin in hell askin me to spit on them to alieve the pain. I DON"T THINK sSO. I spit for GOD! Beblessed!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Lovely song about religiun

Yall know I like GOOD music, and here's a song that had me bouncin rolls of flesh to the beat of there drummin!  this song sure is stuk in my hed all the time like durin my weekly hosin of my body when i set up the kiddy pool by the fridge and fill it with water and edible soap (so i don't get all bored in there) and hose my smelly parts usually when the court Tv block in on. I always find at least a few quarters hidin in a crevis but the other day WHILE I happened to be PRAISIN the LORD I found 3 dollars AND a half eaten KFC original recipe thigh stuck betweeen three love handles and either my belly button or my butt hole - I couldn't see without my glasses. See HOW THE LORD REWARDS?? I be praisin him all the time now right before breakfast or in line at Wendy's BAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

OBAMA will kill us all HE SAID SO HISELF!!!

I got this email and THANK YOU JESUS I did cuz OBama is gonna KILL US ALL with his BLACK MOSLIM ways.  READ ON and BE BLESSED!!!!

Coil of Rage ....
When you've read to the end, come back and read this first paragraph again. 

A Coil of Rage 
The character of any man is defined by how he treats his mother as the years pass .... need I say more about this person below other than there is no character, no integrity but there is a ton of attitude and arrogance that defines his shallow past and hollow future ..... I rest my case..  

I bought and read Obama's book, Audacity of Hope. It was difficult to read considering his attitude toward us and everything American. Let me add a phrase he use to describe his attitude toward whites. He harbors a "COIL OF RAGE". His words not mine. 

THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT -- HE'S RUNNING AGAIN, YOU KNOW! Is anyone out there awake? 
Everyone of voting age should read these two books by him: Don't buy them, just get them from the library. 

From Dreams From My Father: 
"I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, because she wasn't moslim enuf for me or my BLACK daddy"

From Dreams From My Father : 
"I found a solace in thinkin about naked WHITE women"

From Dreams From My Father : 
"I always wundered wut a white man's HEART tasted like while his white wife and white children watched him die."

From Dreams From My Father: 
"There was something about her that made me UPPITY even tho she wanted me to bust up her chifarobe, Mayella Ewell had it comin with her WHITE ways."

From Dreams From My Father : 
"I liked 9/11"

From Dreams From My Father : 
"When I becum prezidnet I'll make all coins say IN MUHAMED WE TRUST"

From Dreams From My Father: 
"It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, and why when I become prezident I"m gonna start a RACE WAR between whites and MOSLIMS. There's gonna be white blood in the streets and Whites will be slaves to Blacks and I'm gonna make it law if I get reelected"

From Dreams From My Father: 
"I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself: the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela and IT's REVENGE TIME against WHITEY." 

And FINALLY .............. and most scary: 

From Audacity of Hope: 
"I will stand with the Moslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction. IF YOU ARE WHITE BE AFRAID" 

If you have never forwarded an e-mail, now is the time to do so!!! We have someone with this mentality running our GREAT nation! Keep your eye on him and don't blink. 

I don't care whether you are a stupid Democrat, a Republican, a Conservative or a crazy liberal, be aware of the attitude and character of this sitting President. He will kill you.  He will kill you and rape your children!!! He warned us in his books, in his color, and in his name, AND WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!

Spread the word, his own words! 

Only fools and the uninformed will vote for him in 2012.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Jesus Casserole

I know I know I havent' put up recipes in a long time.  Well here you go!!! Soooo Good . Jesus Casserole.Sooooo Goood. Eat the body of Christ any time.  I made two cuz I loooooove seconds!!

Take 10 ramen and boil in Pepsi in Microwave
Eat 1 bag of pork Rinds (oops! I was savin that for the toppin Bahhhahahahah!!!)
cover with ragu or for somethin sweeter cover with catsup and arby's sauce
add mushrooms for health.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Jews FOR?! Jesus?! NOw I've seen everything.

Here's a delightfully funny video.... I think.   I'm not sure though cuz they keep sayin things that sound like they're readin labels off the kosher foods asile. But there you have it folks Jews that actually are on GOd's team (NEW Testament) AND still doin weird Jewish stuff (OLD testament).

Friday, September 9, 2011

Cat Licker!!!

MISS DEVINE!!! Busted!! Caught you red handed ON YOUR TONGUE!!! Bahahahaa. No, but really Miss Devine is always lickin anything and everything off all parts of my body.  I was enjoyin my favorite evenin time drink- vienna sausage can juice cocktail (see earlier blog for recipe!!!) while I was nappin and she was lickin some cocktail off my face - YOu Drunk!! Just jokin! AINT SHE just an ANGEL????///????? YES! She is! That's why I named her Miss Devine Bahahahhaha!!!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Dancing with the Stars No Longer Family-Friendly

I can't believe DWTS (that's dancin with the stars) is no longer family friendly cuz they're gettin CHAZ BONO, Cher's Dawter/son. Now see what happens when Satan takes over? You become a man/woman like they got at the circus-THE LEAST IMPRESSIVE thing they got at the circus. And I LOVE the circus. Why can't they make Atkins Cotton Candy at the circus???/? This upsets me so much I can barely eat my marshmellows and grainy mustard pancakes- MY FAV for Wet Wednesdays.   I was actually gonna post a recipe for it-NEXT TIME!!!!

On Knees for Jesus: Dancing with the Stars No Longer Family-Friendly

Monday, September 5, 2011

Inspiring Video of Christians

Bein on disability gives me a lotta free time to find nice videos like this one while surfin the web. NOT REAL SURFIN!!! I'd Fall OFF !!! Bahahahaha. This is a nice video of christians doin their thang- being godly and better 'n ever one else. ENJOY!!! I know I did. Only thing is the name is called "Stupid Christians" there AIN"T NUTHIN stupid with bein christian unless its a christian science A CULT!!1!