Sunday, October 30, 2011

Celebrating Halloween? Think again sinner!

Y'all know my beliefs are all Jesus is the reason for the season whether its Christmas or July 4th or Tax Day I'm all about "This was a Christian holiday first" . So here we are again with Halloween which was originally called Hallalujaween back in Jesus times when Jesus would do some ofhis best tricks .ike walkin on water or his treats like makin a whole picnic of filet-o-fish sandwiches from a can of tuna and a slice of wonderbread. But ofcourse the Godless folks changed it to the devil worshippin it is today. Candy is nice though. At least they did SOMETHIN right. Anyway, enjoy this weeks message of truth and stay blessed.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Friday, October 14, 2011

Church retreat!!

Just came back from a church retreat with Pastor Edna and the rest of the congrgation.  I EVEN TOOK MISS DEVINE!!!(see pic below).  YOu can see in the picture below how sweet she was. She stayed mostly in the tent cuz I don't want her around wild animals. AND LOOK AT MOUNTAIN MAN DON DON!!! My mustache razor broke so i looked all "rugged" Pastor Edna said I looked like the BRAWNY MAN, CAN YOu Believe it??? Any way we sat and prayed and stuff all week. We made sacrifices to the fire and danced around to contemporary christian music. I brought my famous capn crunch crusted meatballs for all to enjoy, AND THEY DID!!! BAhahahhaa.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

My neighbor Duane

I've posted about him before, but Duane my neighbor came over lookin all Satan like again.  Clearly the product of failed parentin and demon possession.  Nice boy. Takes care of his mamma but needs a trip to Fantastic Sams for a trim and TJ Max for some nice clothes. IT"S ON ME DUANE!! He keeps me company when I go on a fast food runs and he likes to watch ABC Family too!! But I guess he's just goin thru a faze. I GOT A COOL FAZE FOR YOU TO GO THRU DUANE. It's called GIVIN YOUR LIFE TO THE LORD! He's got the coolest party in town and if you aren't there youre square... and experiencin undescribable pain as your flesh burns for eternity while you are repeatedly subjected to horrors beyond the human imagination. Stay blessed!