Monday, February 6, 2012

My neighbir Mary Jane

Yall meet my neighbor Mary Jane
She is HILARIOUS!!! She has almost the same ailments I do . We BOTH have type I AND type II diabetes. She has early menopause and although I cant get menopause cuz Im a male, I still suffer from most of the symptoms of early menopause like hot flashes, sudden murderous rages, hair growth on where there wasn't hair beofre, weird feelings towards the opposit AND same sex, eating stuff with spoons made of fried pickles and fudge, chronic noxious flatulants, bleeding from gums and pores, diarhea coming out the front, and other symptoms of menopause. We BOTH love to pop our hemorhoids like bubble wrap and let the pus bleed all over our cats. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!! She has 7 cats REAL ANIMAL LOVER! She's on disability TOO!!! AND SHE"S SINGLE, guy readers!. She came over with the most delicious pie. Wait! Mary Jane I'm suppose to welcome YOU not the other way around. BAHAHAHAH!! The pie had yellow and brown puddin covered with reddi whip and crumbs from the snickers she was eatin when she made it. She made these real fancy cocktails with sour cherry wine coolers, hawaian punch, and country crock. SOOO GOOD. We played uno. and I got to ride on her Hoveround. it was actually a Rascal model, but that's okay. We had fun! I made a new friend!

Monday, January 30, 2012


I thought I lost all my pictures in the fire IN MY PANTS! THANKS CASA OLE dinner special  BAHAHAHA. Anyhoo here's a couple of yours truly I thought I'd share . It;'s me PRE GLASSES
I practically LIVED in that sailor suit. Aren't I PRECIOUS????? Defininately a chrerub gift from the angels
Me a little bit older. MOVE OVER BRAD PITT!! BAHAHAHAHA but really I could of had a nice modelin career like gerber baby or somethin. ENJOY!!!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Old Family Photos!!!

Hey all, I hope the new years and Jesus Bday were as fantastic for you as they were for me. Pastor Edna led a BEAUTIFUL sermon on what type of fatigues you should wear if your a prayer warrior. On New Years we had our annual Jesus cookie eatin contest . Guess who ate the most bodies of Christs AGAIN. ME. I almost lost to Ronnie JR but WE CAUGHT HIM THROWIN UP IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN. FOUL! DISQUALIFIED!! That all you learned from Visual Changes University? Who needs a college diploma? I can throw up too, and I barely got my GED! Anyhoo, I came accross some blasts from the pasts and thought I's show yall some pics of friends and family.

this is Slidell one of my FAV friends from YEARS ago. Aint she a DARLIN?

 here she is when we graduated from GED night school. SOOOO FUNNNY. " Hey Slidell put yer tongue back in. I aint one of your bofriends!!" Bahahahaha
Here she is in another BEAUTIFUYL picture. She had that teddy bear FOR EVER!! Probably still does too.  She lives in Tomball now so I dont see too much of her. I hear she became a policeman. well if you can't beat em join em, huh, Slidell?? Anyway, her family did throw her out on account of hookin up with a black man. She always fell for a nice car no matter the COLOR. and he did have a brand new Saturn.
I don't know who this is, some chubby wubby. It might be my aunt Peggy who we call pegleg cuz a horse fell on her once.
And this is her daughter who had diabetes last time I checked. That's not her tongue BTW. its some sort of syst she might of got from them livin too close to a Dow plant. Happy New Year! Probably going to be our last #rapturetime