One of my long time fans, Dan sent me this wonderful link PROVING God can cure anything. Sometimes my hemhoroids are a real pain and I just sit on the bible for a bit or I tear sheets of bible outta the bible and use them for medicated pads to soothe my hemorhoids and I ALWAYS feel better. If my cats a vomittin I shred up pieces of the bible for her to eat AND SHE ALWAYS feels better after. Or if I'm too busy eatin to say grace I use parts of the bible for napkins to wipe the chili and cheesecake off my mouth and I NEVER get too bad heartburn after. Or I use the bible on roaches, wobbly chairs, I use the sacred word on anything and everything.
Have a BLESSED MEMORIAL DAY. What are YOU 'Memoring this weekend?
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Here is PROOF GOD IS REAL! I see him in my poo poo sometimes and I feel guilty flushin, but then I think maybe God wants to touch somebody in the sewer. Once I called the news when Jesus showed up on what I call my dingle berry patch, AND in some of my shingles. GOD just chats away at me via vaguely discernable images of him or Mary all the time. PLUS he never shows up to sinful people like Jesse or Sylvia on account of their unclean spirits and makin fun of me all the time.
Posted by DonDonTootles at Friday, May 20, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
all out of ideas? Just look up and say, "Yes, Lord?"
Posted by DonDonTootles at Thursday, May 19, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Posted by DonDonTootles at Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
The American Jesus |
There you have it!! Rock and RoLL is full of sex drugs and worshippin Satan. Very inspirin and thought provokin documentary about all the satan worsippin soul sellin rock stars. COUNT ME OUT. I'll take 4HIM any DAY
Posted by DonDonTootles at Monday, May 09, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Y'all know I loove findn that purrrfect gift for my friends on their b-days. Well this takes the cake (and I eat the cake bahahahhaaaa and I like to substitute cake for sandwich bread when making my FAMOUS monte cristo sandwich where I put all the fixins for a ham and cheezwiz sandwhich and batter fry the whole thing and serve (myself) it with ketchup and jam) YUM!!!
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think?
Posted by DonDonTootles at Friday, May 06, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Please excuse the last post. I been on a retreat for the last few days with my church and stupidly asked a certain SOMEONE we will call SYLVIA!!! to PLEASE FEED my cats. Well I don't think she did cuz they were meowin up a storm when I came back, and their litter boxes were FILTHY. THANK YOU Sylvia, NOT!!! I don't know how she got into my computer and onto my blogger, but she did. DOES ANYBODY know how to erase a blogger post or how to change my password? I'm so computer ILLligterarate I can barely press the send buttin when I'm orderin Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, Dominoes, Pappa Jons for my Wednesday night taste of Italy night where I dress up like the pope and feast on Italian culture while watchin Criminal Minds. And by the way, Sylvia do you really think I would leave my PRESCRIPTIONS at home where I can't get 'em when I'm on a CHURCH REETREAT? I regret leavin my Banana Cherry Sutter Homes cookin wine, but the cardboard box is dryer than Sylvia's HAIR . GOD listens to the prayers of a disabled person, SYLVIA so WATCH OUT!!
Posted by DonDonTootles at Thursday, May 05, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Hi, I'm Don Don aND I SMELL AND I like the smell of my own farts and i fart and shit all the time constantly, and Sylvia is cool and I'm stupid and probably like little boys and I'm fat, and I shit on Sylvia all tha time for no reason cause i'm Don Don and I'm fat and I'm fat and I'ma fat. I WISH I could be Sylvia -she's so cool and used to be a Derrick Doll for the Houston Oilers and was the finest piece of ass on that field, and DonDon is too fat in the brain to give her the respect she deserves. And if he is really on disability there should be a shit load of oxicotton or vicodin in his house but aint SHIT- what's up DonDon?? I'm DonDon I eat cat food and smell like rotten shiot!!!
Posted by DonDonTootles at Wednesday, May 04, 2011