Amazing!

Try the following out.  This year 2011 is very special Add the last 2 digit of  your birth  year and your age of this year, it will give you a total of 111!!!  Amazing right: This only happends every 1000 years.    .  Anyway, It's called the "Big $$$ Bag Year" Forward this message to 8 good persons and as per Feng Shui principles, money  will flow. Some say it's meaningless math and proves that you can find meaning in ANYTHING; that last year it was 110 and next year the same equation will result in 112, etc. and that the sum 111 actually happens every 100 years.  Furthermore this will not work if you are over 111. I SAY that thinking gets you 666th degree burns all over your body (meaning you'll burn in hell cuz God don't like that type of thinkin.  JUST DO IT AND PASS IT ALONG OK?! or I'll pray for Jesus to never take your hot flashes away (THAT MEANS YOU SYLVIA and JESSE!!! ) Good Luck! I haven't tried it, cause the math looks too hard, but this sounds CRRRAAAZYYY!!   Isn't it amazing how GOD talks to us?

Hey Where are you going with my Hoveround

THIEF! THIEF! SOMEONE CALL THA LAW!!!
JUST JOKING!!!
That's just Norma Jean my neighbor with the CUUUUTEST umbrella.  She got off work and came over with some strawberry kiwi wine coolers.  I mixed mine with some rainbow sherbert to cut the alcohol -SHE DIDN"T!!

Look at her clownin around on MY BRAND NEW HOVEROUND!  YOu're Drunk, Norma Jean!! You're gonna get a DWI!!! No, we was all right.

I Got my Miata Back Horray!!!!

I couldn't wait another day without my precious Miata!!! But Jacob from Collision Experts of Pasadena TX (real Awesome, y'all ) called me up and said, "I know your missin your miata harder than a GI in Saigon (whatever THAT means - he's always makin army jokes. I can't get into those movies - so violent.) But he's a nice guy always helpin me out with my Miata Fiascas.

Anyway, I was like, "For Real?? jacob you ain't pullin my leg?" And he was like ' nope. Your Miata is ready to go."

Well, THANK YOU JACOB!! All I had was my Hoveround, and I can't go too far with that cause ain't no AC.

Here's a picture one of the fellas at the shop took when I got my car back. That's Jacob explainin to me he could "AMP" up my stereo. No, thank you. My stereo is hi on life.Bahahah (I'm a real Chicken Head SOMETIMES, but I was so giddy about gettin my CAR BACK!!! we laughed)

These guys are great though. Real nice attitude They alwys are laughing when I come in and when I leave. Real good energy.

Anyway, I celebrated with a five star sundae at Baskin and Robbins.  Luckily I had 7 packages of Arby;s sauce to pour over my ice cream.  I'll have seconds!!!!!

Spring time refreshing Drink YUM!!!

It's gettin hotter, and sometimes a glass of sweet tea or a 2 liter bottle of Strawberry soda and bacon EZ cheez can only cool you off so much. Here is a recipe for a nice exciting spring and summer drink I drink by the gallon sometimes. And also you have somethin to do with all that water in cans of vienna sausage and wut not.

Tootle Cocktail
(ALCOHOL FREE DON"T WORRY!)

Fill large glass or empty 2 Liter coke bottle with left over water from vienna sausage cans, baked beans cans.
This might take a few days. Just keep it in the fridge. I like to put mine all fancy in a ice tea pitcher my mamma gave me.

TRUST ME THIS IS SOOOO REFRESHING!!! It;s what V8 SHOULD be tastin like instead of Nasty health food liquid.

If you are lucky, there's a TON of juice that builds up if you have leftover mexiacn food. I don't know where it comes from, but after you put your doggy bag from Casa Ole in the ice box over nite BAMM! you got this yummy mexican tastin liquid. Can I get a Yum Yum??
Pour that into your pitcher of Vienna sausage juice.

Pour over Ice, Ice Cream, cereal, sandwiches,. IT IS THE BEST!!!!

Nothin like drinking that yummy vienna sausage juice on a really hot day.

I am foamin at the mouth thinking about all that wonderful juice poured over ice.

Carried Away

No, Not carried away to Heaven.  ALTHOUGH I"M READY LORD!!!

No this morning my miata had to be towed because the driver's side tire exploded AGAIN.

Worst part is it scared the you know what out of me right after I got my peanut butter heath bar snickers reeses now or later starburst gummy bear junior mints blizzard from DQ with my last coupon.

 I could barely dip my chili cheese fries in it like always do (y'all should try it. SOOOOOOOO GOOOOD!!!).  I sat there and cried and cried waitin for AAA to come.  It took two boxes of baby wipes to clean me up.  SOOOOO EMBARASSING!!!!

Worst part is I was supposed to go to Lakewood church with Pastor Edna and some folks from my church, but instead I was waitin for AAA for 2 hours.  Thank the Lord I was at DQ so I didn't starve to death.

DARN YOU MAZDA!!! I ain't no small chinese.  Tires got to support us AMERICANs!!  Why they got to EXPLODE on me all the time????!!!!

This was when me and my friend Scotty from the church went on a prayer retreat.  I cleaned that car up goooood. I miss that car so much right now.  Won't get it back till Tuesday.

Don't play church with your Cats!!

I read this and laughed so hard I nearly spit all my baked potato smoothie all over my cool whip and eggs.  PLEASE READ AND ENJOY.  I used to do all kinds of stuff like this to our cats growin up.  Mamma said I even ate one, but she's always jokin at me . She ain't nothin but a chicken head - THAT i DID eat.  STILL DO!!!  Bahahaha!!!!

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"

Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

A special Message to Start the DayI

One of my FAVORITE snacks! Enjoy!!!

Anyone who knows me, knows I like to bake goodies.  Well, everyone at my church keeps asking me "DonDon, can I pleeease have your chex mix recipe" or " DonDon you make the best macaroni salad I ever ate.!!"
Well, friends I think I'm gonna start puting a few recipes I think you might like - I sure do.  Some of them might be sound a little "huh?  You want me to put what? with what?!!" JUST TRUST ME!  They are goood!
Here goes.

MACARONI SALAD WITH SECRET SAUCE (1000 Island Dressing and vanilla pudding mixed with miracle whip)

You won't keep this in your fridge too long cause evrybody's gonna be eatin it all the time.!

5 cups Easy Mac (make in microwave.  I like addin some sprite to the water to give it an extra kick)
Add
3 cups 1000 island dressing (I like Wishbone reduced fat- it's healthier)
2 packages vanilla puddin
1 cup miracle whip
Dollop of Country Crock
Mix all together

Eat with Ritz crackers. ENJOY!

Great for Weddings and funerals.

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My Miata Fiasca

I love my Miata, but the seats keep breaking on me.  Why can't they make car seats that don't break just cause you push them back all the way.